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100% Of People Who Exercise Die

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It's just science, people! No matter how much you exercise, you'll always end up the same as everyone else. We all have our time, don't we? Are you someone who's proud of your hatred for exercise? Now you can really show it off with this hilarious and witty t-shirt and hoodie! Spelled out plainly in bold, crisp white text, get your message across loud and clear. Exercise? No thank you!

  • T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 4.5oz standard mens/unisex fit.
  • Ladies Junior Fit T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 4.5oz fitted crew neck. NOTE: Our junior fit t-shirts run small and can shrink.
  • Hoodies: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece. 7.8oz classic hoodie.

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