Writer T-Shirts and Hoodies
Just be glad I'm not actually vocalizing my disgust with your incorrect grammar. If that were the case, you'd be crying. Believe me. If you...
Just be glad I'm not actually vocalizing my disgust with your incorrect grammar. If that...
Spelling can be pesky, and it's hard to remember the different spellings of words that sound alike. If you're no bee champion, nobody needs to...
Spelling can be pesky, and it's hard to remember the different spellings of words that...
It's tough to find love when your heart belongs to good grammar. Just when you think you've met somebody promising, they turn into a doddering...
It's tough to find love when your heart belongs to good grammar. Just when you...
This tee or hoodie shows the dangers of improper punctuation. Without that comma there, it sounds like you're saying you like to eat your friends...
This tee or hoodie shows the dangers of improper punctuation. Without that comma there, it...
If you're frequently tongue-tied, grammatically challenged or just plain bad at spontaneous speechifying, this is the tee that lets people know you're not a complete...
If you're frequently tongue-tied, grammatically challenged or just plain bad at spontaneous speechifying, this is...
You've got a tough, important job and you're pretty good at it. Of course, "pretty good" may not be great, but you don't need to...
You've got a tough, important job and you're pretty good at it. Of course, "pretty...
Watch out, word bumblers. You're out in full force with the grammar police and you aren't taking any prisoners. You're issuing arrests for misplaced commas,...
Watch out, word bumblers. You're out in full force with the grammar police and you...
You weren't expecting to fall in love, but when that smart and sexy Writer threw a look your direction, it was all over. You fell hard and...
You weren't expecting to fall in love, but when that smart and sexy Writer threw a look...
I'm A Writer With Text Appeal
I Write, Therefore I Am.
Anything You Say Or Do May Be Used In A Story
I Turn Coffee Into Books
I'm Plotting Against You
Kill Your Darlings
Don't Make Me Get All Iambic
You write for a living, or maybe your only payment is in the joy of seeing your words move people. You love words, you love what they can do, and you appreciate their power. Words can make someone smile, cry, laugh or want to spin with joy. When you write, you’re at peace, you’re in your place of bliss. Or you’re slamming your head against the keyboard wishing you had just a couple of more hours for that damn deadline. You’re either feeling mightiness flow through your pen, or you’re desperately racking your brain for just enough material to fill up that minimum word count.
Yes, a writer’s life is full of ups and downs, and it’s also full of anxiety, coffee and lots of stupid editors. Its’ a rich life, until you look at your paltry paycheck. It’s a full life, if you mean full of distractions, tedium and stupid people who don’t understand your creative genius.
You’re probably tired of people who say, “Oh, you’re a writer? You must be really good at spelling.” Yes, yes, you are, and that’s why you got that utterly useless degree in English Literature, to show off your scary spelling prowess. You’re also good at grammar, a basic concept that seems to elude most people you deal with on a daily basis. Being a writer means always having a little red pencil in your head that’s mentally correcting things like “me and you” or “I could care less.” It’s maddening but it’s the life you chose, isn’t it? Nobody to blame but yourself. And yes, we know that’s a sentence fragment.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a successful novelist, journalist, copywriter or merely the “World’s Okayest Writer,” you’re going to have the same struggles. If you ask yourself, “Did Stephen King ever struggle with this? Did Charles Dickens?,” the answer is yes.
You’re probably more comfortable writing than talking, and for you talk-challenged people, we have this great tee or hoodie: “I Write Better than I Speak.” It lets people know that while you may not come across as brilliant in your conversation, you’re a superstar when it comes to your writing. Hey, if you believe it, we believe it too.
Even a busy, bleary-eyed writer needs time for romance, of course, and if you’ve managed to fit that into your life, congratulations. Give them a gift of words with a tee or hoodie that says, “Sorry, This Girl is Already Taken by a Smart and Sexy Writer.”
If you’re a writer, you probably also love books, so be sure to check out our book-themed and librarian-themed collections.
At I Love Apparel, we’d rather read a good book, article or magazine ad than hang out with half the people we know. We thank all you writers for enlightening, informing and entertaining us all these years, and we’re sure one of our writer-themed tees or hoodies will be right for you or any writer you know.
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