Gift Guide for White Elephant

Dad Jokes? I Think You Mean Rad Jokes

You know it, Dad. Nobody's going to stop your bullet train of laughs, not today. You're going to be the insanely hilarious guy you know...

You know it, Dad. Nobody's going to stop your bullet train of laughs, not today....

SKU: 396-1-1-2-1-N
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Bear + Deer = Beer

It's just a simple math problem, people! What do you get when you mix a bear with a deer? Beer! We know, we're brilliant. Feel...

It's just a simple math problem, people! What do you get when you mix a...

SKU: 213-1-1-2-1-N
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Obama You're Fired

Think Obama should be fired and Trump should take his place? Show off your support for Trump with this witty design!

Think Obama should be fired and Trump should take his place? Show off your support...

SKU: 1761-1-1-2-1-N
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Awesome Possum

That's just awesome, possum! Are you a fan of this funny phrase? Now you can share it with the world with this creative and funny...

That's just awesome, possum! Are you a fan of this funny phrase? Now you can...

SKU: 168-1-6-2-1-N
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My Life Is Based on a True Story

Lights, camera, action, it's the story of your life! It's got enough plot twists, drama and big laughs to be a made-for-TV movie on one...

Lights, camera, action, it's the story of your life! It's got enough plot twists, drama...

SKU: 1692-1-6-2-1-N
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A Penny For Your Thoughts Seems A Little Pricey

Why on earth would anyone pay for some other person's thoughts? We usually have a hard enough time sorting out the mess in our own...

Why on earth would anyone pay for some other person's thoughts? We usually have a...

SKU: 22-1-1-2-1-N
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Finger Guns - Supporting Your 2nd Amendment Rights

Have some fun with the gun crowd (or the anti-gun crowd) by sporting a tee or hoodie that says second grade was where the fight...

Have some fun with the gun crowd (or the anti-gun crowd) by sporting a tee...

SKU: 568-1-1-2-1-N
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Hi I'm Kevin Bacon

Hi I'm Kevin Bacon

Hi I'm Kevin Bacon

SKU: TL147776-1062
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Ah! The Element Of Surprise

Here's a great tee or hoodie for that chemist with a sense of humor. Is there really an element "Ah?" No, but that shouldn't stop...

Here's a great tee or hoodie for that chemist with a sense of humor. Is...

SKU: TL110677-1062
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I Know You Are But What Am I?

"I know you are but what am I?" "You're a nerd!" "I know you are but what am I?" "You're an idiot!" "I know you...

"I know you are but what am I?" "You're a nerd!" "I know you are...

SKU: 916-1-1-2-1-N
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You Might Not Like Me But Jesus Thinks I'm To Die For

You've got a friend in Jesus and that's a guy who really went to the mat for you. Talk about taking a fall; he took...

You've got a friend in Jesus and that's a guy who really went to the...

SKU: 2643-1-1-2-1-N
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I'll Stop Being Sarcastic When You Stop Being Stupid

It seems like a fair trade to us. They stop muttering one stupid comment after another, and you'll stop responding with a barbed rejoinder. You...

It seems like a fair trade to us. They stop muttering one stupid comment after...

SKU: 1163-1-1-2-1-N
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I'm God's Gift To Women

I'm God's Gift To Women

I'm God's Gift To Women

SKU: TL147480-1062
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I'm Broke and I Have a Degree To Prove It

It's a sad truth that these days, having a college degree also means you've got a boatload of debt. You didn't think too hard about...

It's a sad truth that these days, having a college degree also means you've got...

SKU: 1213-1-5-2-1-N
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Sanity Isn't My Strong Point

We all have our strong suits and it's wise to know our limitations. In your case, a solid grasp of reality is one area that...

We all have our strong suits and it's wise to know our limitations. In your...

SKU: 2002-1-1-2-1-N
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BAEthoven

Beethoven is your BAE. You dig his music and you think he was a fine figure of a man. Maybe you're a music lover or...

Beethoven is your BAE. You dig his music and you think he was a fine...

SKU: 185-1-6-2-1-N
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Every Zoo Is A Petting Zoo If You're Brave Enough

That alligator guy's got nothing on you. Wait, he's dead, isn't he? It doesn't matter. You won't let a little thing like bloody, mauling death...

That alligator guy's got nothing on you. Wait, he's dead, isn't he? It doesn't matter....

SKU: 541-1-1-2-1-N
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He Who Smelt It Dealt It

In a movie full of memorable one-liners, this one stands out because it's a classic that will never get old. If you're a "Dumb &...

In a movie full of memorable one-liners, this one stands out because it's a classic...

SKU: 716-1-1-2-1-N
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I'm Here Because I'm Not All There

You're here, you're there, you're everywhere but sometimes you're just nowhere. We know, it's all very confusing and sometimes you wonder how you ended up...

You're here, you're there, you're everywhere but sometimes you're just nowhere. We know, it's all...

SKU: 1224-1-1-2-1-N
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