Gift Guide for White Elephant

A Penny For Your Thoughts Seems A Little Pricey

Why on earth would anyone pay for some other person's thoughts? We usually have a hard enough time sorting out the mess in our own...

Why on earth would anyone pay for some other person's thoughts? We usually have a...

SKU: 22-1-1-2-1-N
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Ah! The Element Of Surprise

Here's a great tee or hoodie for that chemist with a sense of humor. Is there really an element "Ah?" No, but that shouldn't stop...

Here's a great tee or hoodie for that chemist with a sense of humor. Is...

SKU: TL110677-1062
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Awesome Possum

That's just awesome, possum! Are you a fan of this funny phrase? Now you can share it with the world with this creative and funny...

That's just awesome, possum! Are you a fan of this funny phrase? Now you can...

SKU: 168-1-6-2-1-N
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BAEthoven

Beethoven is your BAE. You dig his music and you think he was a fine figure of a man. Maybe you're a music lover or...

Beethoven is your BAE. You dig his music and you think he was a fine...

SKU: 185-1-6-2-1-N
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Bear + Deer = Beer

It's just a simple math problem, people! What do you get when you mix a bear with a deer? Beer! We know, we're brilliant. Feel...

It's just a simple math problem, people! What do you get when you mix a...

SKU: 213-1-1-2-1-N
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Dad Jokes? I Think You Mean Rad Jokes

You know it, Dad. Nobody's going to stop your bullet train of laughs, not today. You're going to be the insanely hilarious guy you know...

You know it, Dad. Nobody's going to stop your bullet train of laughs, not today....

SKU: 396-1-1-2-1-N
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Every Day Is Leg Day When You're Running From Responsibility

The next time those beefed-up gym guys start nattering on about leg days and back days, stop them in their tracks with this tee. You...

The next time those beefed-up gym guys start nattering on about leg days and back...

SKU: 540-1-1-2-1-N
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Every Zoo Is A Petting Zoo If You're Brave Enough

That alligator guy's got nothing on you. Wait, he's dead, isn't he? It doesn't matter. You won't let a little thing like bloody, mauling death...

That alligator guy's got nothing on you. Wait, he's dead, isn't he? It doesn't matter....

SKU: 541-1-1-2-1-N
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Finger Guns - Supporting Your 2nd Amendment Rights

Have some fun with the gun crowd (or the anti-gun crowd) by sporting a tee or hoodie that says second grade was where the fight...

Have some fun with the gun crowd (or the anti-gun crowd) by sporting a tee...

SKU: 568-1-1-2-1-N
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He Who Smelt It Dealt It

In a movie full of memorable one-liners, this one stands out because it's a classic that will never get old. If you're a "Dumb &...

In a movie full of memorable one-liners, this one stands out because it's a classic...

SKU: 716-1-1-2-1-N
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Hi I'm Kevin Bacon

Hi I'm Kevin Bacon

Hi I'm Kevin Bacon

SKU: TL147776-1062
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I Know You Are But What Am I?

"I know you are but what am I?" "You're a nerd!" "I know you are but what am I?" "You're an idiot!" "I know you...

"I know you are but what am I?" "You're a nerd!" "I know you are...

SKU: 916-1-1-2-1-N
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I Would Date Me

You're picky when it comes to your partners, which is why the only person who is good enough for you is...you. Let's be honest. You...

You're picky when it comes to your partners, which is why the only person who...

SKU: 1091-1-1-2-1-N
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I'll Stop Being Sarcastic When You Stop Being Stupid

It seems like a fair trade to us. They stop muttering one stupid comment after another, and you'll stop responding with a barbed rejoinder. You...

It seems like a fair trade to us. They stop muttering one stupid comment after...

SKU: 1163-1-1-2-1-N
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I'm Broke and I Have a Degree To Prove It

It's a sad truth that these days, having a college degree also means you've got a boatload of debt. You didn't think too hard about...

It's a sad truth that these days, having a college degree also means you've got...

SKU: 1213-1-5-2-1-N
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I'm God's Gift To Women

I'm God's Gift To Women

I'm God's Gift To Women

SKU: TL147480-1062
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I'm Here Because I'm Not All There

You're here, you're there, you're everywhere but sometimes you're just nowhere. We know, it's all very confusing and sometimes you wonder how you ended up...

You're here, you're there, you're everywhere but sometimes you're just nowhere. We know, it's all...

SKU: 1224-1-1-2-1-N
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I'm Just Like You, But With A Better Personality

Frankie sure knows how to give a great compliment with the right amount of sass and a little dose of grace, doesn't she? Do you have...

Frankie sure knows how to give a great compliment with the right amount of sass and...

SKU: 1230-1-1-2-1-N
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If You Have Nothing Nice To Say, Say It Sarcastically

If you're ever put on the spot to say something nice when you can't or don't want to, you know how it can stop you...

If you're ever put on the spot to say something nice when you can't or...

SKU: 1156-1-1-2-1-N
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