There's one thing that every wife-to-be needs more than anything else: alcohol. Large quantities of booze are the only thing that will get the nervous, blushing bride to the altar. More important, it's the only way you and her other friends are going to survive this whole thing. Start drinking early and often and by the time the wedding rolls around, none of you will be coherent enough to have second thoughts. Wear this tee to let them know the serious drinking is about to begin.