You’re nothing but a playa. A saxophone playa, which means you’re making the smoothest sounds around.
The saxophone is just a sexy instrument, isn’t it? It has a beautiful curved shape, it gleams, it adds a soulful sound to everything. Nobody can resist it. Even the name sounds like “sex.” You know it. You’re the sax machine. Or maybe you’re thinking that it’s the sax player who makes it that way? Hey, you should know. You’re too saxy for your shirt
, your shoes or anything else.
When you play a sax you can carry your music around easily. Try doing that with a piano
or a drum kit.
You love saxophones and it’s easy to see why. When you’re playing yours, you don’t need to think about anything except playing it. You can spend time in a place where you’re free to be creative, to dream, to improvise. Yeah, that’s a good word for it, improvising. If somebody catches a sound that doesn’t sound quite right, that’s their problem. You know it isn’t a wrong note; it’s jazz. Besides, if you do make a mistake you aren’t going to take the blame for it. You’ll just explain that it wasn’t you, it was your reed
. Sure, blame it all on the poor reed.
When the world seems too tough to deal with it, you’ve got a way to escape. You just pick up your sax and let it carry you away to a better world. You’re jamming with Stan Getz, Sonny Rollins and Charlie Parker. Not to mention Zoot from Sesame Street. There’s no pill that can give you that same feeling, and neither can anything else. You have rough times; who doesn’t? But even at your lowest point, you don’t need therapy; you just need to play your saxophone.
The best part is, you don’t have to worry about being the best player out there. It’s perfectly fine to be the world’s okayest saxophone player, because nobody is judging you. And if you’re a really good player, go ahead and brag about it. It’s also perfectly fine to toot your own horn. Yeah, you knew it was coming.
At I Love Apparel
, we make tees and hoodies that are the perfect accessory for any saxophone player. Whether you’re an alto, a soprano, a tenor or a bass, whatever your saxophone style, we’ve got the tee or hoodie that suits your saxy style.