Pizza T-Shirts and Hoodies

Abs are Great, but Have You Tried Pizza?

We all know everyone wants great abs, sure. But pizza is tempting, and this shirt, on a lovely black background, shows it. You'll love the...

We all know everyone wants great abs, sure. But pizza is tempting, and this shirt,...

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All I Care About Is Pizza

Show off your love for everyone's favorite dish with this classic t-shirt. "All I care about is pizza and like maybe 3 people" is written...

Show off your love for everyone's favorite dish with this classic t-shirt. "All I care...

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Celery is 95% Water and 100% Not Pizza

Show your ability to weigh the pros and cons of life with this shirt that recognizes that while celery can be good for dieting, unfortunately...

Show your ability to weigh the pros and cons of life with this shirt that...

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Fitness? More Like Fitness Whole Pizza In My Mouth

How much do we love pizza? It's a gas, really, and if you've ever tried to fit a whole pizza in your mouth, you'll love...

How much do we love pizza? It's a gas, really, and if you've ever tried...

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I Got This Body From Eating Lots Of Pizza

You don't get a body like this by skipping the buffet line, and you don't get it by skimping when it comes to extra cheese...

You don't get a body like this by skipping the buffet line, and you don't...

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I Make Pizza Disappear

It doesn't matter how big or small the pizza is. It doesn't matter if it's a meat lover's, veggie, deep dish or hand-tossed. If it's...

It doesn't matter how big or small the pizza is. It doesn't matter if it's...

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I Run Because I Really Love Pizza

Show off your commitment to personal fitness as well as the much more pressing love of a good slice (or two) of pizza with this...

Show off your commitment to personal fitness as well as the much more pressing love...

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I Wish You Were Pizza

Wouldn't it be better sometimes if your loved ones were edible? Wouldn't it be even better if they were a hot delicious pizza? Now you...

Wouldn't it be better sometimes if your loved ones were edible? Wouldn't it be even...

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Pizza - Ugly Christmas Sweater

This one is for all you pizza lovers out there! What better way to show off your love for amazing pizza and the delightful tradition...

This one is for all you pizza lovers out there! What better way to show...

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The Best Things In Life Start With "S"

Of course they do! We all know what the best things in life are: sunshine, sleep, sex, sprinkles, spizza, sdonuts, stacos.... You get the picture....

Of course they do! We all know what the best things in life are: sunshine,...

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The Difference Between Pizza and Your Opinion

Well, smartaleck and all, there you have it. The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza. This is a key...

Well, smartaleck and all, there you have it. The difference between pizza and your opinion...

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There's No "We" In Pizza

It never fails. You order a pizza and suddenly friends, roommates, neighbors come out of nowhere to get their grubby mitts on a free slice...

It never fails. You order a pizza and suddenly friends, roommates, neighbors come out of...

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You Can't Buy Happiness - Pizza

This shirt is for the pizza lovers out there - and that makes it for pretty much everyone. Available as a t-shirt or hoodie, this...

This shirt is for the pizza lovers out there - and that makes it for...

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Pizza is the greatest gift the great land of Italy has given to the world. Yes, yes, we know all about the radio and the Renaissance painters, bla bla bla, and we might make a special spot on the bench for pasta, because that is also one heck of an invention, but when it comes to things that make life worth living, pizza simply rules.

This isn't really up for argument. Either you like pizza or you're wrong. We know you love it so much you seriously considered naming your house "Pizza Hut," and your son Domino wasn't named for your long-lost uncle no matter what you told your mother. Thick crust, hand-tossed, thin crust, white pizza, red pizza--the varieties are endless and you'll never be bored no matter how often you sit down to the round gift of the gods.

Once in a while, some do-gooder will come along and try to cast a shadow of doubt on your pizza consumption. They'll tell you it's fattening, bad for your arteries and a bunch of other stuff that just isn't true.

You can start with the polite response. Maybe they've never tried pizza. Just ask them, yes, abs are great, but have you tried pizza? If they insist that you change your eating habits and adopt some dreary substitute for your beloved pie, remind them that celery is 5 percent water and 95 percent not pizza. If that doesn't shut them up then it's time to get equally rude. Look them straight in the eye and tell them, "The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza."

That's right, your body and its beauty are a matter of opinion, and in your opinion you're doing great. You got that body by eating lots of pizza, after all, and you're a proud testament to its deliciousness. Hey, you're a superhero and your super power is that you make pizza disappear. If someone brings up fitness, laugh it off by saying your idea of that is "fitness whole pizza in my mouth."

Hey, it could be that you're in great shape. Maybe you run because you really love pizza and all that running keeps you trim no matter how many extra-cheesy deep dishes you down.

In the end, it's nobody business but your own how much pizza you eat. If an extra-large is your personal pan size, we say go for it. Just remember, there is no we in pizza because you're not sharing one bite of one slice of that warm, cheesy delight. And neither are we.