Photographer T-Shirts and Hoodies

All I Care About Is My Camera

People keep trying to get you to give a rip about various things: politics, food, their personal problems. What they don't realize is that none...

People keep trying to get you to give a rip about various things: politics, food,...

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Cameras Are A Girl's Best Friend

You don't want diamonds, you don't want flowers and you don't want any boxes of chocolate. Okay, scratch the chocolate part, you will take that....

You don't want diamonds, you don't want flowers and you don't want any boxes of...

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Crop It Like It's Hot

Can't you just hear the beat now? Crop it like it's hot, crop it like it's hot. Are you a photographer or photo editor that...

Can't you just hear the beat now? Crop it like it's hot, crop it like...

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Don't be Negative

You're a photographer so the last thing you want is a bunch of negative people around. That could ruin your shot! You want smiling faces,...

You're a photographer so the last thing you want is a bunch of negative people...

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I Can Freeze Time

Everyone has a superpower and yours is zapping time in its tracks. With the push of one button on your super-special machine you can stop...

Everyone has a superpower and yours is zapping time in its tracks. With the push...

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I Get Paid to Shoot People

You get to shoot and run every day, and you even get paid for it. You've got that in common with contract killers, but you...

You get to shoot and run every day, and you even get paid for it....

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I Like To Flash People

Are you a photographer with an amazing sense of humor? Do you like to flash people? How scandalous! Well, you should probably give people a heads...

Are you a photographer with an amazing sense of humor? Do you like to flash people?...

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I Shoot People

They shoot people, don't they? Well, you do anyway. But it's all right, you're doing it because they want you to. You might even be...

They shoot people, don't they? Well, you do anyway. But it's all right, you're doing...

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I Shoot People and Sometimes Cut Off Their Heads

It's a violent business you're in. You go around regularly shooting people and sometimes you lop off their heads, arms or feet. Sometimes you even...

It's a violent business you're in. You go around regularly shooting people and sometimes you...

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I'm Not A Tourist. I'm A Photographer

You're not just snapping pictures to clog up your phone or post your vacation snaps on Facebook. You're a photographer. It's your job to duck...

You're not just snapping pictures to clog up your phone or post your vacation snaps...

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Real Men Marry Photographers

A real man's not intimidated by someone who's smart, artistic and knows a thing or two about photography. That's why you married a Photographer. As soon as...

A real man's not intimidated by someone who's smart, artistic and knows a thing or two...

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Sorry Girl Taken By Photographer

You weren't expecting to fall in love, but when that smart and sexy Photographer threw a look your direction, it was all over. You fell hard and...

You weren't expecting to fall in love, but when that smart and sexy Photographer threw a look...

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Sorry Guy Taken By Photographer

You're as hot as they come and people are lining up around the block just to ask your name, let alone ask you out. But...

You're as hot as they come and people are lining up around the block just...

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You Can't Buy Happiness - Camera

It's true that money can't buy you happiness. But it's also true that you don't really need happiness. You just need a really good camera....

It's true that money can't buy you happiness. But it's also true that you don't...

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You’re a sharpshooter, but when you fire nobody gets hurt. You’re a shutterbug, a cameraman, a point-and-shoot kind of guy or girl. And we’ve got just the tees and hoodies for you.

Make them do a double-take with one that says, “I Shoot People” or “I Get Paid to Shoot People and Cut off Their Heads.” You’re only telling the truth, right? That’s what you get paid to do.

You also get paid to run around in places most people don’t get to go, and you snap more photos than two teenage girls in a selfie contest. But you’re not doing it for fun and games. It’s your job, or it’s an all-consuming passion. Either way, you can set the score straight with our tee or hoodie that explains, “I’m Not a Tourist, I’m a Photographer.

Having a camera gives you a feeling that you can do anything. And you can, because the camera gives you wings and eyes. You can actually make time stop, which is pretty amazing. In fact, like our tee or hoodie says, “I Can Freeze Time; What’s Your Superpower?”

Your camera is your best buddy, your constant companion and, in many ways, preferable to a lot of people you know. If you’d rather be out taking pictures than taking time to chat with a bunch of bores, we can’t blame you. And you will probably like this tee or hoodie: “All I Care about is My Camera and, Like, Maybe Three People.”

Dating and marriage? Who needs them if you’ve got your trusty friend? Your camera will never let you down and if it does something you don’t like, you can turn it off and put it back in its case. It’s kind of hard to do that with a person. That’s why you prefer to just keep things between the two of you. We’ve got that message for you right here, on this cute, sparkly tee that spells it out: “Whoever Said Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend Never Owned a Camera.”

On the other hand, if you’ve got an understanding spouse, they’d probably enjoy wearing a tee that says, “Real Men Marry Photographers.”

Maybe you just like to keep it fun and “Crop it Like it’s Hot.”

Whatever you do, wherever you go, we know your camera is right there with you. And we know you’ll agree that “Money Can’t Buy Happiness, but It Can Buy You a Camera, and That’s Kind of the Same Thing.”

At I Love Apparel, we know you need fun, cool clothes that let you move freely as you’re setting up that perfect shot. With our collection, finding the right photography-themed tee or hoodie is a snap.