You’re a parent and that means you’ve long forgotten what a good night’s sleep is. You’ve taken on one of the toughest jobs going, one that pays nothing and leaves you drained by the end of the day, and sometimes you think you must have been crazy to even get started.
For all you worn-out, frazzled folks, try a tee that says the truth: “Dear Naps, I’m Sorry I Hated You as a Kid.” A nap sounds pretty good most days, doesn’t it? And you know the chances of getting that well-earned rest are looking slim. You might agree that, “I Already Want to Take a Nap Tomorrow.”
Maybe you’re a “Soccer Mom” and while you’re proud of your young athletes, you’re also spread thin, running from practices to games and everywhere in between. You may have to just give up and admit it: “I Have No Life, My Kids Play Soccer.”
You could be a mother who gives a lot to her kids but hasn’t forgotten what makes her tick: “I’m a Biker Mom. Like a Regular Mom, but Way Cooler.” Yes you are, Mom, and your kids know it better than anyone. We even have a tee or hoodie they can wear, showing a “Your Mom/My Mom” graphic with a motorcycle instead of a mother’s picture.
It’s easy to be a parent as long as you’re willing to give up your time, your sleep, and any chance you have to make yourself look good. Luckily, being a mom or dad is the ultimate fashion and beauty statement. Don’t believe us? It’s right here on our tee or hoodie: “Dad Bods are the New Six-Pack.” You get it, Dad, rock that bod like there’s no tomorrow because you are looking hot.
Speaking of fathers, part of your job duties is keeping your children safe. And if your children are female, then your number-one priority is protecting them from the seemingly infinite number of capital-L losers who are giving your girls the side eye. You know what to do: “Guns Don’t Kill People, Dads with Daughters Do.” Our money’s on you, Dad.
Are you in a blended family? You probably have a lot of days when you feel like you’re being put through a blender. That’s why we have tees for you, too, whether you’re the “World’s Okayest Stepmom” or “World’s Okayest Stepdad.” And for those days when you really think you’ve seen it all, wear our tee that says, “You Can’t Scare Me, I’m a Stepdad.”
At I Love Apparel, we know your work is never done so we want you to at least be comfortable on those long days. Our parent-themed tees and hoodies will keep you feeling great and smiling all day long, no matter what those kids get up to.