We're not going to argue with you, Dad. Especially because we know about that stash of weapons you've got hidden all over the house, car and garage, ready to be unloaded on the first shambling, penniless loser who has the nerve to think he's worthy of your precious princess. You're not necessarily opposed to her getting married one day, to the man of your choice, but this whole dating nonsense? It's not going to happen. We hear you, Dad, and we bet a lot of other fathers will gladly sign up to join your DADD club when they see this tee.
Unisex T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 5.3oz standard mens/unisex fit.
Womens Fit T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 5.3oz womens cut crew neck.