It’s that time of year again, the time when everything seems bright and new and you’re filled with fresh possibilities. No, it’s not football season or the start of the school year. It’s New Year’s Eve, and that means it’s time to get those resolutions ready.
You come to this point every year, like clockwork, thinking about all the things you would like to do differently now. It’s a great chance to reflect on the past year and plan for the future. You’ve got a notebook or a phone app that will be very helpful in keeping a list of what you plan to do, and charting your progress.
Don’t worry. We know you’re not actually going to keep any of these resolutions, and we know you’ll end up using that notebook to scribble doodles in during your next endlessly boring work meeting. We’re not here to judge you. In fact, we have a tee or hoodie that will be just the ticket for your non-resolved state of mind: “I Can’t Believe it’s Been a Year Since I Didn’t Become a Better Person.” That’s right, and now you’ve got another whole year ahead of you to do the same thing!
If you think you don’t need to bother with any self-improvement, you’ll be right at home wearing one that reads, “
I Don’t Make Resolutions, I’m Already Perfect.” Hey, if you are, own it.
Feel like having some fun? Then you should resolve to wear this tee: “
Resolution? I’ll Just Keep Mine at 1280x1024 Like Always, Thanks.”
At
I Love Apparel, we believe that resolutions should be the kind that are easy to keep. For instance, maybe your resolution is to eat more of the food you love. If so, that’s the kind we’re talking about. Try a tee or hoodie that says, “Bacon is My Food Pyramid.” And if your resolution is to party on New Year’s Eve like there is no tomorrow, wear a tee that lists the names of your favorite party buddies: “Jack and Jim and Johnnie and Jameson.”
New Year’s Eve is a great time of year, and it feels great to think about the wonderful person you’re going to change into as the year goes on. But it can also be fun to think about being the same ornery jerk you’ve always been. That’s why we made this tee just for you: “Embarrassing My Children is Just One of the Services I Offer.” That’s right, you’ve been doing it for a long time and no date on the calendar is going to make you give it up.
At I Love Apparel, we make tees and hoodies that are just right for any celebration. Pop one on and pop the champagne cork.
