New Year's Resolutions T-Shirts and Hoodies

Burpees? I Thought You Said Slurpees.

Let everyone know where you stand, with this ironic and humorous t-shirt or hoodie. Do you know anyone who would really rather indulge in the...

Let everyone know where you stand, with this ironic and humorous t-shirt or hoodie. Do...

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Champagne Is Always A Good Idea

Love to pop the bubbly? Wear it on your shirt proudly! This t-shirt has "Champagne is always a good idea" written across it in white...

Love to pop the bubbly? Wear it on your shirt proudly! This t-shirt has "Champagne...

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Fresh Start At Binge Eating, Boozing, and Slacking Off

You've decided it's time to make some changes in your life. From this day forward you're going full throttle. By this time last year you...

You've decided it's time to make some changes in your life. From this day forward...

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Good Things Come To Those Who Weight

You know how good it is to lift weights. Doing so regularly will not only change your body but your life. This tee celebrates the...

You know how good it is to lift weights. Doing so regularly will not only...

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I Can't Believe It's Been A Year Since I Didn't Become A Better Person

Another year has come and gone, and as you take a stroll through memory lane, you're surprised at how little you did to be different...

Another year has come and gone, and as you take a stroll through memory lane,...

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I Don't Make Resolutions, I'm Already Perfect

Resolutions are great for other people. Lord knows most of them could use a lot of improvement. They're like fixer-upper houses that need a total...

Resolutions are great for other people. Lord knows most of them could use a lot...

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I Don't Sweat. I Sparkle

Sometimes it just happens. We sweat. It's a normal part of life, especially if you're an athlete (or pregnant, or having a hot flash). But...

Sometimes it just happens. We sweat. It's a normal part of life, especially if you're...

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I Run Because I Really Love Food

Food really is just the best, isn't it? But we all know that food without exercise = extra poundage. It's tragic, honestly. There are some...

Food really is just the best, isn't it? But we all know that food without...

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I Run To Burn Off The Crazy

There's a whole lot of crazy wrapped up inside you, and the only thing standing between the world and total meltdown is the fact that...

There's a whole lot of crazy wrapped up inside you, and the only thing standing...

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Jack & Jim & Johnnie & Jameson

Together on one shirt, four of your closest friends. Could you imagine a gathering where Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Johnnie Walker, and John Jameson are...

Together on one shirt, four of your closest friends. Could you imagine a gathering where...

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Less & More

You don't have to wait until New Year's to make lists of what needs to go and what needs to change in your life. Any...

You don't have to wait until New Year's to make lists of what needs to...

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Live Love Run

What's life all about? You can answer that question in three simple words. You know what matters and it's all about a lot of love,...

What's life all about? You can answer that question in three simple words. You know...

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My Head Says Gym, My Heart Says Burritos

Once again, the head and the heart just can't seem to agree. But can we give you a little piece of advice? Just follow your...

Once again, the head and the heart just can't seem to agree. But can we...

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My New Years Resolution is 1280x1024

Here's a tee for that person on your list who loves computer humor. It's also a fun tee to wear if you're the resident computer...

Here's a tee for that person on your list who loves computer humor. It's also...

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Pop Fizz Clink

Some people simply adore sparkling beverages and fizzy drinks on ice. Not matter your preference, this "Pop Fizz Clink" message lets everyone know that you...

Some people simply adore sparkling beverages and fizzy drinks on ice. Not matter your preference,...

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Resolution

Everybody's planning their New Year's resolutions in great detail, and coming up with elaborate plans for what they're going to do and how wonderful their...

Everybody's planning their New Year's resolutions in great detail, and coming up with elaborate plans...

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Running Sucks

We know, we know... some people would balk at the notion that running sucks. But they can just run along! Because we see you out...

We know, we know... some people would balk at the notion that running sucks. But...

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