Tricks are for kids, and they're also for you. You'd rather be learning and performing new ones than doing almost anything else. You certainly prefer the world of illusion to the real world, which is full of people who annoy you beyond measure. And with all your skill, you still haven't figured out how to make them disappear. This tee spells out what makes you happy and what doesn't. Wear it and then vanish.
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