I Ride Horses So I Don't Choke People
$22.99
You love horses, and what you love most is that when you ride them they take you far, far away from other people. You've always known that horses are better than humans and every day you get more proof of that. Horses are strong, beautiful and quiet. They don't ask you to undertake annoying tasks like working or planning a bridal shower. They leave you alone. They keep you sane. Ride on, cowboys and cowgirls, and wear this tee while you're waving goodbye.
Collections: Horse T-Shirts and Hoodies, Pet T-Shirts and Hoodies
For a limited time, buy any 2 items and get free US shipping
For other orders, we offer 3 flat rate shipping options.
United States: $5.99 for entire order.
Canada: $9.99 for entire order.
International: $12.99 for entire order.
Most orders should arrive within 2 weeks in the US, and 3 weeks or more internationally.
If for some reason you have a problem with the items shipped to you, make sure to let us know right away.
We will gladly refund or exchange items within 30 days of your order that are new and have never been worn if you're not in love with them. Items that have been worn will not be accepted for returns or exchanges. Read Our Complete Return Policy
Please make sure to read the sizing chart before ordering to avoid ordering wrong sizes.
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