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Whose Idea Was It To Put Dairy In Everything? - T Shirt

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Cows are nice and everything but you really wish they'd stop making all that milk, and all that cream cheese and yogurt and cheese while they're at it. Because they're making it ridiculously difficult for you to find anything you can eat. It's like somebody said, "Oh, we don't know what else to do with this food product, so let's add some dairy, that will work." Well, it doesn't work because now you can't eat any of it! Stay strong, Dairy Destructor. We're giving you a tee you can wear as you down that almond milk smoothie with a smile.

  • Unisex T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 5.3oz standard mens/unisex fit.
  • Womens Fit T-Shirts: 100% Ring-spun cotton (heather grey is 90% cotton/10% polyester). 5.3oz womens cut crew neck.
  • Hoodies: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Fleece. 7.8oz classic hoodie.

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