Some people call you obsessed. And you are, it’s true. But that’s because once you’ve discovered how much fun it is to game, you can’t ever be satisfied with anything else. That’s when you need our tee that says, “I Love Gaming
.” When you feel that strongly, simpler is better.
You could also use a tee or hoodie that states, “I’d Rather Be Gaming
,” because whatever you’re doing, you’d rather be gaming. And that goes for school, work, and most of what other people consider entertainment. They’re wrong, of course. Only games can keep your mind, heart and soul fully engaged.
People call you nerd, dork and all kinds of names. Not that you care. Because in reality, like our tee says, “All I Care About is Gaming and, Like, Maybe Three People.” You’ll even admit to anyone who listens that yes, you’re a “Control Freak.” If they press you for details you can explain that you just love to “Get Rekt
” and take on the noobs, but you’re going to leave it there because, like our tee and hoodie say, “Explaining is Losing.”
Gaming takes you to an alternate reality, and it happens to be one that you like a lot. You don’t need school because gaming taught you all you need to know. Like our tee and hoodie state, “I Learned History from the Assassins.” And it’s not that you’re an antisocial homebody like everyone says, it’s just that home is where the game is. Also, “Home is Where You are Player One.” That’s worth remembering.
Maybe you’re a fan of retro video games, the kind you need to go an arcade to play. For you, we’ve got a tee that states, “Real Gamers Use Quarters
.” You tell’em.
Maybe you’re lucky enough to have a significant other who appreciates gaming the way you do. For those special romantic occasions, we have a tee that reads, “Sorry, This Girl is Already Taken by a Smart and Sexy Gamer
,” or “Real Men Marry Gamers.” If you’re a gamer girl with your eye on a guy who’s taken, lure him to your side by asking, “Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend Could Game Like Me?” He probably does.
At I Love Apparel
, we want you to be comfortable when you’re playing to the death. That’s why we have a whole line of gaming-themed tees and hoodies that will show you don’t take yourself too seriously. After all, it's only a game.