You’re up before the sun is. You don’t mind getting up in the cold, dark morning because you know that as soon as it’s daylight the fish will be biting. And it’s your lure you want them to bite.
We might say you love fishing, but honestly, we know that’s an understatement. For some, fishing is a hobby; for you it’s a passion. A perfect day includes anything that involves a rod, a reel and a boat. Throw in a cooler of beer and you’re in heaven. Hey, beer and fishing: what else is there?
For you, not much. You know you only care about one thing and when people sing that they’re all about the bass, you’re all about correcting their pronunciation. Of course, you can sing along to your own version because there’s no doubt you’re all about the bass, no treble hooks for you.
It’s not that you’re obsessed with fishing. Well, okay, it is. If we were doctors, and the world should be glad we’re not, we’d say you clearly have an advanced case of OFD: obsessive fishing disorder. You think about it all the time, and whatever you’re doing—work, play, spending time with your family, taking road trips or going out to dinner—all you can think is, “I’d rather be fishing.”
If you had your way, every weekend and vacation—heck, every day—would follow the same routine: Eat. Sleep. Fish. Repeat. That would be your idea of a perfect life. And you know what? You may as well do that since you can’t focus anyway; when you’re not fishing, you’re thinking about it.
Yeah, we know, you need to keep your job for now, much as you hate it. It’s a sad state you’re in: born to fish; forced to work. But we also know that you’re counting down the time until you can escape. And we know you’ve got a retirement plan: you plan to fish.
At I Love Apparel, we think you deserve a tee or a hoodie that will keep you comfortable on those long fishing trips. We have tees that celebrate your passion, whether you’re a hooker on the weekends, the world’s okayest fisherman, or an angler who can honestly say, “Fish fear me.” You love it, and we've got a tee for it. Just think of it as part of your fishing gear. After all, you can’t buy happiness, but you can buy fishing gear and that’s kind of the same thing.