Dad Jokes? I Think You Mean Rad Jokes

You know it, Dad. Nobody's going to stop your bullet train of laughs, not today. You're going to be the insanely hilarious guy you know you are, dropping wisecracks about golf and fishing all day long. You're going to tell lame one-liners about your wife until their eyes glaze over, and repeat the same jokes you've been telling for the past 20 years because, hey, the classics never get old. It works, Dad, and all that groaning and eye-rolling is pure envy. When it comes to funny, you are the Good Humor man so they can ride in your van or get left behind.