Engineer T-Shirts and Hoodies

Engineer - Powered By Coffee

You're an engineer so you know what makes things tick, and you know how to make them work. You can fix almost anything and you...

You're an engineer so you know what makes things tick, and you know how to...

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Engineer By Day, Gamer By Night

Are you an Engineer by day and a Gamer by night? You're like a superhero! You utilize your super engineer powers all day and then...

Are you an Engineer by day and a Gamer by night? You're like a superhero!...

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Engineer By Day, Super Dad By Night

Are you an Engineer by day and a Super Dad by night? You're like a superhero! You utilize your amazing engineer powers all day and...

Are you an Engineer by day and a Super Dad by night? You're like a...

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Engineer By Day, Super Mom By Night

Are you an Engineer by day and a Super Mom by night? You're like a superhero! You utilize your amazing engineer powers all day and...

Are you an Engineer by day and a Super Mom by night? You're like a...

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Engineers Are Always Right

Let's just save some time and hassle and assume the Engineer is just always right. Consider yourself in good hands and just take everything they say...

Let's just save some time and hassle and assume the Engineer is just always right....

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I Hate Being Sexy But I'm an Engineer

It's a burden being this sexy. There you are, just trying to get through your day and be normal, and people are just dropping like...

It's a burden being this sexy. There you are, just trying to get through your...

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I Survived A Meeting That Should Have Been An Email

You know the meetings we're talking about... those meetings that last for far too long and bring far too little new communication and efficiency? Yeah,...

You know the meetings we're talking about... those meetings that last for far too long...

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If God Didn't Build It, an Engineer Did

You're not saying engineers are better than God, you're just pointing some things out. Things like the Seven Wonders of the World. They may be...

You're not saying engineers are better than God, you're just pointing some things out. Things...

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Real Men Marry Engineers

It takes a real man to marry an Engineer. And your engineerξis lucky to have you!ξ

It takes a real man to marry an Engineer. And your engineerξis lucky to have...

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Relax - The Engineer is Here

You can design and maintain buildings that scrape the sky, bridges that don't fall, boilers that don't explode and computer systems that always work even...

You can design and maintain buildings that scrape the sky, bridges that don't fall, boilers...

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Smartest Women Engineers

Some women seem to have a natural gift for Engineering, and some women have that gift in spades. If you know one, you're lucky to know...

Some women seem to have a natural gift for Engineering, and some women have that gift...

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Sorry Girl Taken By Engineer

You weren't expecting to fall in love, but when that smart and sexy Engineer threw a look your direction, it was all over. You fell hard and...

You weren't expecting to fall in love, but when that smart and sexy Engineer threw a look...

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Sorry Guy Taken By Engineer

You're as hot as they come and people are lining up around the block just to ask your name, let alone ask you out. But...

You're as hot as they come and people are lining up around the block just...

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Trust Me I'm An Engineer

They don't let just anyone become an engineer. As you know, it takes a lot of smarts to do your job. That's why you can...

They don't let just anyone become an engineer. As you know, it takes a lot...

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World's Best Engineer

If you're an Engineer, you're in great company. You're someone to be admired, because if God didn't build it, you probably did. You have talent,...

If you're an Engineer, you're in great company. You're someone to be admired, because if...

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As an engineer, you get your share of jokes about being a nerd but that’s only because everyone is in awe of how smart you are. None of it bothers you because you know that without you, nothing would get built, computers wouldn’t run, and we’d all be back in the Stone Age.

It’s like our tee or hoodie says, “If God Didn’t Build It, an Engineer Did.” That pretty much says it all. So does this one: “I’m an Engineer. To Save Time, Let’s Assume That I’m Always Right.” That’s pretty much going to be our assumption, because we certainly aren’t going to argue with you.

Actually, most people do just figure you’re always right. That’s why we have a tee that says, “Trust Me, I’m an Engineer,” because people generally do. We also have this one: “Relax, the Engineer is Here.”

You’re a busy person, and you’re probably an “Engineer Powered by Coffee,” but you believe that all work and no play makes for a boring life, so you’ve got hobbies. You might be an “Engineer by Day, Gamer by Night.”

Maybe your hobby is actually your family, and you somehow find the time and energy to work a double shift as a superhero. Yes, that’s right, you’re an “Engineer by Day, Super Mom by Night” or “Engineer by Day, Super Dad by Night.”

You might be the “World’s Best Engineer” and that’s saying a lot, since there are a lot of really sharp engineers out there. And being in your life of work means you’ve got an extra helping of both brains and looks. It’s like our tee and hoodie say, “I Hate Being Sexy, but I’m an Engineer So I Can’t Help It.”

If you’re not an engineer but you’re married to one, show the world you made a great choice with a tee or hoodie that says, “Real Men Marry Engineers.”

There’s also this great tee or hoodie that says, “Sorry, This Girl is Already Taken by a Smart and Sexy Engineer,” or “Sorry, This Guy is Already Taken by a Smart and Sexy Engineer.”

If you’re an engineer, you work hard and you deserve to relax in a tee or hoodie that makes you smile and keeps you comfortable.

For you women out there, we know it’s tough to be in a job that’s traditionally male, so you’ll appreciate a tee that says, “God Took Some of the Smartest Women and Made Them Engineers.”

At I Love Apparel, we have a great lineup of engineer-themed tees and hoodies. We know you’ll find one that’s right for you or as a gift to your favorite engineer.