Shop Our Spring Sale + Free Shipping On Orders $50+


Your Cart is Empty

Dachshund T-Shirts and Hoodies

Hot dog, it’s a Dachshund!

Dachshunds are fierce little dogs who get teased for their small size and their stubby legs. What the haters may not know is that these fierce little guys were bred to hunt badgers, the toughest critters in the animal kingdom. Dachshunds have also been known to take down deer and big dogs. They don’t know they’re little. They just know they’ve got teeth and guts, and aren’t afraid to use them.

Dachshunds pack a lot of cuteness in their small size. Their silky fur and oversized eyes are enough to make you want to cuddle them, but their love isn’t won as easily as, say, a Labrador’s. A dachshund needs to get to know you first. And why not? In the dachshund’s eyes, you could be a particularly large badger and they’re holding back until you’ve proven otherwise. A dachshund has an independent spirit and a curious mind.

Once you make friends with him or her, though, you’ve got a friend for life.

Dachshunds have inspired love for generations. They’ve been the beloved companions of famous artists including Pablo Picasso, Andy Warhol and E.B. White. Queen Victoria put Dachshunds in the royal palace and Grover Cleveland put them in the White House. It’s too late for those guys to grab one of our tees or hoodies, but you can get one that says it loud and clear: “This Girl Loves Her Dachshund.”

You and your Dachshund are a team. You don’t need anyone else on this team, thank you very much, because they would just be an intrusion and your dog, for all his small size, needs some space to run. That’s why we’ve got this tee that spells it out: “All I Care About is My Dachshund and, Like, Three Other People.”

Who needs other people anyway? If you’re happy with your little hot dog, keep right on with it. You’re the prime candidate for a tee or hoodie that declares, “All You Need is Love and a Dachshund.”

Dachshunds need lots of attention. It’s a good thing you enjoy taking care of your little dog. And we hope you’ll take the advice of this tee or hoodie, and “Always Wash Your Wiener.”

When it comes right down to it, you just happen to know that “Life is Better with a Dachshund.”

At I Love Apparel, we think Dachshunds are cute enough to eat, but we would never do that. Instead we’ll bring you a nice collection of Dachshund-themed tees and hoodies that will put a smile on your face and a small dog on your chest.


Size Charts