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Chemist T-Shirts and Hoodies

You spend your time mixing things together and observing the results. You measure, weigh, cut, blend and shake. You add a pinch of this and a drop of that. You’re not a cook, you’re a chemist. But it’s true that the two have quite a bit in common. That’s why we’ve got this tee or hoodie: “Chemistry is Like Cooking, Just Don’t Lick the Spoon.”

Chemists, you’re in luck. We have tees and hoodies that let the world know you’re not just a mad scientist mixing up weird concoctions. You’re human and you have a great sense of humor, even if only other chemists get it.

Anybody who thinks you’re a dry kind of person has never seen you in action. When it comes to parties and pickup lines, nobody can touch you. You even manage to throw clever puns into your best ones. We’ve commemorated some of them in our tees and hoodies, like this one that reads, “Hey, Baby, I Got My ION You.” That’s pretty hot stuff and anyone would feel swept off their feet by that combination of humor and intelligence.

You can also wear our tee that features the chemical symbol for iron to show that you’re the “Iron Man.”

That’s a good chemistry joke, but you also tell some bad ones. Here’s why: “I Tell Bad Chemistry Jokes Because the Good Ones ARGON.”

If your jokes are eliciting groans or eye rolls, be glad. It’s better than the sad story told by this tee: “‘I Told a Chemistry Joke; There Was No Reaction.”

Are you a chemist who likes to live on the wild side? Do you feel like busting loose? Then we know you’ll like this tee or hoodie: “Screw Lab Safety, I Want Superpowers!” Hey, as long as you use your powers for good, go for it.

If you’re not actually a chemist, but you’re in love with one, who can blame you? You’ve obviously fallen for that amazing sense of humor, not to mention their mind-blowing brilliance. Now you can keep the rest of the world at arm’s length from your honey by advertising that your favorite chemist is already locked down. Just pop on a tee or hoodie that says, “Sorry, This Girl is Already Taken by a Smart and Sexy Chemist,” or “Sorry, This Guy is Already Taken by a Smart and Sexy Chemist.”

At I Love Apparel, we know that love is all about chemistry. That’s why we know you’ll love our chemist-themed tees and hoodies. Wear one and get a great reaction today.


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