Chemist T-Shirts and Hoodies

Ah! The Element Of Surprise

Here's a great tee or hoodie for that chemist with a sense of humor. Is there really an element "Ah?" No, but that shouldn't stop...

Here's a great tee or hoodie for that chemist with a sense of humor. Is...

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Are You Full of Be, Au and Ti?

Here's a tee to warm the heart of any romantically-inclined chemist. If you're having trouble coming up with just the formula to express your feelings,...

Here's a tee to warm the heart of any romantically-inclined chemist. If you're having trouble...

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Chemistry Is Like Cooking

You add a little of this and a little of that and mix it all up. You chop, toss, shake, stir and blend. Then you...

You add a little of this and a little of that and mix it all...

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Hey Baby, I Got My Ion You

You thought scientists didn't have a sense of humor. But as this tee shows, they have a humorous side and a romantic side. This cute...

You thought scientists didn't have a sense of humor. But as this tee shows, they...

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I Tell Bad Chemistry Jokes

You're merciless when it comes to bad chemistry jokes. You've got the right. Chemistry is your thing and you think this stuff is utterly hilarious....

You're merciless when it comes to bad chemistry jokes. You've got the right. Chemistry is...

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I Told a Chemistry Joke

Hey, don't feel bad, chemistry geek. It takes a person of rare intelligence to appreciate a chemistry joke and we all know those are more...

Hey, don't feel bad, chemistry geek. It takes a person of rare intelligence to appreciate...

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Iron Man

Now you can dress like Iron Man this Halloween, and you don't even have to wear the full body suit! It'll be much easier to...

Now you can dress like Iron Man this Halloween, and you don't even have to...

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Real Men Marry Chemists

A real man's not intimidated by someone who's smart, artistic and knows a thing or two about chemistry. That's why you married a Chemist. As soon as...

A real man's not intimidated by someone who's smart, artistic and knows a thing or two...

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Screw Lab Safety

Lab safety is so overrated! The potential to gain superpowers is too great! Are you in a profession that stresses lab safety? Do you feel...

Lab safety is so overrated! The potential to gain superpowers is too great! Are you...

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Sorry Girl Taken By Chemist

You weren't expecting to fall in love, but when that smart and sexy Chemist threw a look your direction, it was all over. You fell hard and...

You weren't expecting to fall in love, but when that smart and sexy Chemist threw a look...

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Sorry Guy Taken By Chemist

You're as hot as they come and people are lining up around the block just to ask your name, let alone ask you out. But...

You're as hot as they come and people are lining up around the block just...

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You spend your time mixing things together and observing the results. You measure, weigh, cut, blend and shake. You add a pinch of this and a drop of that. You’re not a cook, you’re a chemist. But it’s true that the two have quite a bit in common. That’s why we’ve got this tee or hoodie: “Chemistry is Like Cooking, Just Don’t Lick the Spoon.”

Chemists, you’re in luck. We have tees and hoodies that let the world know you’re not just a mad scientist mixing up weird concoctions. You’re human and you have a great sense of humor, even if only other chemists get it.

Anybody who thinks you’re a dry kind of person has never seen you in action. When it comes to parties and pickup lines, nobody can touch you. You even manage to throw clever puns into your best ones. We’ve commemorated some of them in our tees and hoodies, like this one that reads, “Hey, Baby, I Got My ION You.” That’s pretty hot stuff and anyone would feel swept off their feet by that combination of humor and intelligence.

You can also wear our tee that features the chemical symbol for iron to show that you’re the “Iron Man.”

That’s a good chemistry joke, but you also tell some bad ones. Here’s why: “I Tell Bad Chemistry Jokes Because the Good Ones ARGON.”

If your jokes are eliciting groans or eye rolls, be glad. It’s better than the sad story told by this tee: “‘I Told a Chemistry Joke; There Was No Reaction.”

Are you a chemist who likes to live on the wild side? Do you feel like busting loose? Then we know you’ll like this tee or hoodie: “Screw Lab Safety, I Want Superpowers!” Hey, as long as you use your powers for good, go for it.

If you’re not actually a chemist, but you’re in love with one, who can blame you? You’ve obviously fallen for that amazing sense of humor, not to mention their mind-blowing brilliance. Now you can keep the rest of the world at arm’s length from your honey by advertising that your favorite chemist is already locked down. Just pop on a tee or hoodie that says, “Sorry, This Girl is Already Taken by a Smart and Sexy Chemist,” or “Sorry, This Guy is Already Taken by a Smart and Sexy Chemist.”

At I Love Apparel, we know that love is all about chemistry. That’s why we know you’ll love our chemist-themed tees and hoodies. Wear one and get a great reaction today.