Cars T-Shirts and Hoodies

All I Care About Is Cars

Fast ones, slow ones, junkers, sports car and roadsters. If it's got wheels and an engine, it's got your heart. All you care about is...

Fast ones, slow ones, junkers, sports car and roadsters. If it's got wheels and an...

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All I Care About Is Trucks

You love big trucks and you cannot lie. But you also love little trucks and midsize trucks and pickups of all kind. You like them...

You love big trucks and you cannot lie. But you also love little trucks and...

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I Still Play With Blocks

Are you proud that you still play with blocks? Engine blocks, that is! We think you should be proud of that, too! Now you can...

Are you proud that you still play with blocks? Engine blocks, that is! We think...

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I Still Play With Cars

Are you proud that you still play with cars? We think you should be proud of that, too! Now you can feel free to show...

Are you proud that you still play with cars? We think you should be proud...

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No Road. No Problem.

When you've got some major wheels under you, a map is just a suggestion and roads are for sissies. Show them what you've got when...

When you've got some major wheels under you, a map is just a suggestion and...

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Real Men Use Three Pedals

What does "automatic" mean? It means you're automatically a soft loser who wouldn't know a real car if it ran you over. That's not you....

What does "automatic" mean? It means you're automatically a soft loser who wouldn't know a...

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Real Women Use Three Pedals

There's nothing like the feeling you get when you drive a stick shift, and who says girls don't know how to drive them? Okay, maybe...

There's nothing like the feeling you get when you drive a stick shift, and who...

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Will Talk Cars With Anyone

We all know that person who doesn't seem like much of a talker, but get them on the subject of cars and all of a...

We all know that person who doesn't seem like much of a talker, but get...

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To some people, cars are just large, practical machines that take us where we need to go. That’s why you’re not like most people. You appreciate cars and all kinds of vehicles for much more than that. You like the way they look, the way they run, the way they sound and the way they make you feel. You go by the nicknames Gearhead, Motorhead, Goodwrench and Grease Monkey to the point where you’ve forgotten what your name actually is.

Not that it matters because you don’t tend to have long, personal conversations with too many people so names aren’t important. You’d rather hang around a garage anyway, as long as that garage has more vehicles in it than human beings. For you, we’ve got a tee or hoodie that says, “Al I Care About is Trucks and, Like, Maybe Three People.”

Pickup trucks, sports cars, sedans, 16-wheelers, Jeeps, station wagons, you’re not picky. You’ll take anything that’s got a motor in it. Put you in a parking lot and you’re like a kid in a candy shop. You’ll even settle for a riding lawnmower if there’s nothing else.

You also like really big machines, the kind that lift earth and mow down buildings. You live by the motto “No Road, No Problem,” because if you have to, you’ll carve out a road and then drive down it.

You might be a mechanic by profession or by hobby, so show off your skills and have fun wearing our tee or hoodie that says, “I Still Play with Blocks.” If they get it, they get it. If they don’t, try one that breaks it down a little more simply by saying, “I Still Play with Cars.”

The first word you learned as a baby was “carburetor,” much to your parents’ shock. You skipped learning to ride a bike and went straight to figuring out how to reach the car pedals. You love cars and that’s all there is to it. You think about them all the time and can talk about them nonstop. You can get pretty technical but once you start rolling, you don’t even care if anybody’s following, because frankly, you “Will Talk Cars with Anyone.”

You also love to drive, of course, and you don’t mess around with cars that do all the work for you. You know that “Real Women Use Three Pedals” and “Real Men Use Three Pedals.”

At I Love Apparel, we are driven to find the best-looking, funniest car-themed tees and hoodies. One of our collection is sure to get your motor humming.