Carpenter T-Shirts and Hoodies

Carpenter - Powered By Beer

Carpentersξare truly amazing creatures. They build wondrous thingsξfor the rest of us and don't even break a sweat. But, they have a secret weapon to...

Carpentersξare truly amazing creatures. They build wondrous thingsξfor the rest of us and don't even...

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I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Carpenter

Do you hate all the sex appeal your carpentry drums up? Well, let's be honest, it's not like you can help it.ξEveryone knows being a...

Do you hate all the sex appeal your carpentry drums up? Well, let's be honest,...

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I Love The Smell of Sawdust in the Morning

I Love The Smell of Sawdust in the Morning

I Love The Smell of Sawdust in the Morning

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Just a Girl Who Fell in Love With a Carpenter

Are you just a girl who fell in love with a Carpenter? Well, we think you are one lucky gal! Now you can feel free...

Are you just a girl who fell in love with a Carpenter? Well, we think...

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Sawdust, You Mean Man Glitter - Chainsaw

Oh yeah, this is some manly stuff here. This is the residue of sweat and dust and some serious ability to handle a table saw....

Oh yeah, this is some manly stuff here. This is the residue of sweat and...

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Sawdust? You Mean Man Glitter

Sawdust? You Mean Man Glitter

Sawdust? You Mean Man Glitter

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Trust Me I'm A Carpenter

From Noah to Joseph, carpenters are all over the Bible. That's because God knows that a carpenter is naturally honest, dependable and, let's just state...

From Noah to Joseph, carpenters are all over the Bible. That's because God knows that...

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World's Best Carpenter

If you're a carpenter, you're in great company with Harrison Ford, Nick Offerman, and Jesus. You're a woodworker who turns plain lumber into beautiful furniture. You...

If you're a carpenter, you're in great company with Harrison Ford, Nick Offerman, and Jesus. You're...

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World's Okayest Carpenter

You've got a tough, important job and you're pretty good at it. Of course, "pretty good" may not be great, but you don't need to...

You've got a tough, important job and you're pretty good at it. Of course, "pretty...

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World's Sexiest Carpenter

The sexiest thing about carpenters isn't that they're good with their hands, although you are, it's that you're so precise. You believe in careful measuring...

The sexiest thing about carpenters isn't that they're good with their hands, although you are,...

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As a carpenter, you’re a proud member of a club that includes Harrison Ford, Clint Black and Jesus. That’s some mighty highfaluting company, but you’re more than up to it. After all, you’re the “World’s Best Carpenter.” Or maybe you’re just the “World’s Okayest Carpenter.” Either way, you deserve a tee that lets the world know you love your work while also keeping you looking and feeling good.

One thing is for sure, there’s no question that you’re the “World’s Sexiest Carpenter.” In fact, sexiness and carpentry go hand-in-hand, as you know perfectly well. Sometimes all that sexiness can be a burden, which is why you’ll like this tee or hoodie: “I Hate Being Sexy, but I’m a Carpenter, so I Can’t Help It.”

You love the feel and smell of wood, and when you’re nailing it and hammering it, there’s nothing better. You definitely will agree with this tee or hoodie that declares, “I Love the Smell of Sawdust in the Morning.” You like it in the morning, you like it at night, heck, as far as you’re concerned, you don’t feel dressed unless you’ve got some of those wooden shreds sprinkled all over you. It’s like our tee says, “Sawdust? You Mean Man Glitter.” That’s right, you keep bedazzling it up with your wood shavings.

Carpenters are the artisans of the construction world. Your work needs an understanding of beauty and elegance. You’re not just hammering nails into planks, you’re crafting fine pieces of furniture. You’re putting things together that will last a lifetime and carry the mark of your skill. Are you up for it? Of course you are.

Your work takes a lot of energy, and you definitely need regular refueling. It might be that you slug lots of coffee, or maybe you’re a “Carpenter Powered by Beer.” Whatever gets you going, we’re not here to judge.

Do you have a love in your life? If so, she’ll be happy to join in the fun by wearing a tee or hoodie that says, “I’m Just a Girl Who Fell in Love With a Carpenter.”

At I Love Apparel, we appreciate the work you do and we love bringing you tees and hoodies that put a smile on your face. We have a great, fun collection of carpenter-themed tees and hoodies. One of them is sure to hit the nail on the head for you.