Biologist T-Shirts and Hoodies

Real Men Marry Biologists

A real man's not intimidated by someone who's smart, artistic and knows a thing or two about biology. That's why you married an Biologist. As soon...

A real man's not intimidated by someone who's smart, artistic and knows a thing or two...

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Screw Lab Safety

Lab safety is so overrated! The potential to gain superpowers is too great! Are you in a profession that stresses lab safety? Do you feel...

Lab safety is so overrated! The potential to gain superpowers is too great! Are you...

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Sorry Girl Taken By Biologist

You weren't expecting to fall in love, but when that smart and sexy Biologist threw a look your direction, and it was all over. You fell hard...

You weren't expecting to fall in love, but when that smart and sexy Biologist threw a look...

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Sorry Guy Taken By Biologist

You're as hot as they come and people are lining up around the block just to ask your name, let alone ask you out. But...

You're as hot as they come and people are lining up around the block just...

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You did well in school, you were probably the smartest kid in your class from day one, and now here you are, a bona fide biologist.

You spend your time studying animals in their natural habitat, tracking them, collecting and analyzing data, and maybe teaching people about the wonderful creatures you study. If you’re lucky you get to travel to all kinds of places, to forests and plains and oceans. Your work is endlessly fascinating and you’ve found out that people love hearing you talk about it.

You’re also really dang smart. That goes without saying. You probably have a boatload of advanced degrees, years of specialized study and a bunch of other things we can’t even begin to imagine. We also know there aren’t too many of you—you’re a rare breed, to coin a term. Not too many people get to do what you do, and it’s probably the case that many are called, but few are chosen.

So we get it, if you occasionally step around and think, “Hot damn, I’m a biologist,” we understand. It’s only natural that you should get an occasional big head. We also know that you occasionally have to answer the call of the wild, and when you say wild you really mean it. We can’t even imagine what it’s like when biologists decide to let their animal sides out.

But we know it’s all part of who you are, what you do, and what you love.

That’s why we’ve got some great biologist-themed tees and hoodies. They’ll let you show the world that you’re proud of what you do, even if nobody else can follow it.

You might want to brag about the great husband you’ve snagged. You can do it by wearing a tee that says, “Real Men Marry Biologists.”

Or maybe you’ve got a special biologist in your life and you need to alert everyone else that, for this one, mating season is over. Do it by donning a tee or hoodie that says, “Sorry, This Guy is Already Taken by a Smart and Sexy Biologist” or “Sorry, This Girl is Already Taken by a Smart and Sexy Biologist.”

We also have tees and hoodies that share the love for all kinds of animals, so if you’re specifically looking for the ones you study, check out our pet and animal listings.

At I Love Apparel, our goal is to find great tees and hoodies that celebrate biologists and other scientists. We know you’ll find one you’re wild for.