Get your bliss on in a tee or hoodie that says the only bad dharma is not having enough beer to drink in the house. The way you're planning to get mindful is to totally pollute your mind with some fruit of the hops. You've got your remote, your comfy couch and your downward dog, whatever that is. When you're exhausted from trying to do a yoga pose, take a moment to reflect on life's meaningful moments, meditate for a couple of seconds, and then crack open a frosty one. If it makes you feel better, remember that beer is vegan and drink up.