Banjo T-Shirts and Hoodies

Ain't No Thing Like a Banjo String

People mock the banjo because they don't know any better. They don't know the beautiful, haunting sound it can make. But you do. You love...

People mock the banjo because they don't know any better. They don't know the beautiful,...

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Are You Picking On Me - Banjo

Okay. Just be honest... are you picking on me? Now you can feel free to show off your love for picking on that fantastic banjo...

Okay. Just be honest... are you picking on me? Now you can feel free to...

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Banjos Make Me Happy

The sweet, rolling notes of a banjo are enough to make anyone feel happy. It's music that fill the soul and makes you want to...

The sweet, rolling notes of a banjo are enough to make anyone feel happy. It's...

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I Don't Need Therapy, I Just Need To Play My Banjo

The world is filled with trouble, and you've got your share. In fact, a lot of the time you feel like you've been given an...

The world is filled with trouble, and you've got your share. In fact, a lot...

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I Just Want To Drink Beer, Play Banjo, & Take Naps

If you enjoy drinking beer when you relax, you might find this "I Just Want to Drink Beer, Play Banjo & Take Naps" fits you...

If you enjoy drinking beer when you relax, you might find this "I Just Want...

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I Like Strings On Things

You like big strings and you cannot lie. In fact, you like little strings and skinny strings too, as long as they're on an instrument....

You like big strings and you cannot lie. In fact, you like little strings and...

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I Love Banjos

What kind of soulless, empty person doesn't love a banjo? From the first time you heard its pure, clear notes you were hooked. You love...

What kind of soulless, empty person doesn't love a banjo? From the first time you...

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I Prefer Strings Attached

You don't want your freedom. You like being tied down by strings. You also like being tied up by strings and tied up in knots...

You don't want your freedom. You like being tied down by strings. You also like...

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My Grass Is Blue

Who has time for lawn care when you're too busy enjoying the music of the angels? Because it's pretty clear that God invented bluegrass so...

Who has time for lawn care when you're too busy enjoying the music of the...

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Pick Banjos Not Fights

People would be a lot more mellow if they all just played the banjo. They'd be so lulled by its music they would never even...

People would be a lot more mellow if they all just played the banjo. They'd...

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Real Men Listen To Bluegrass

Bluegrass tells the stories of real life: love, loss, hardship, joy, wonder and everything you have to go through to become a man. Those songs...

Bluegrass tells the stories of real life: love, loss, hardship, joy, wonder and everything you...

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The Lord Of The Strings - Banjo

From a distant land that reaches far beyond the realm of Middle Earth comes the epic tale of... The Lord of the Strings. These are...

From a distant land that reaches far beyond the realm of Middle Earth comes the...

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This Girl Loves Her Blue Grass

You love your bluegrass and why shouldn't you? That's music that tells the truth about life, love and the human condition. It's as true as...

You love your bluegrass and why shouldn't you? That's music that tells the truth about...

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World's Okayest Banjo Player

You've got a tough, important job and you're pretty good at it. Of course, "pretty good" may not be great, but you don't need to...

You've got a tough, important job and you're pretty good at it. Of course, "pretty...

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Sometimes people ask, “Are you picking on me?” And you say, nope, I’m picking on a banjo.

A banjo isn’t a fancy instrument. It belongs to the mountain hollers and the people who carved out a life there and have plenty of stories to tell. That’s why there ain’t no thing like a banjo string. It’s about life, love and the human condition.

A lot of people will question your love for this instrument, suggesting that you take up a more mainstream instrument like the guitar or the piano. But you’re not about being mainstream. You’re about being happy, and banjos make you happy. In fact, if you had your druthers you’d spend more time with it than you would with anything or anyone else in your life. We know you’ve dreamed about quitting your job so you’d have more free time to do what you want. And what you want is to drink beer, play banjo and take naps.

You love the banjo and who can blame you? A lot of songs written for the banjo deal with life’s troubles, because those folks knew what it was to suffer and fight and go through all the problems one human can experience. Or ten really unlucky ones. That’s why you turn to your stringed best friend when you’re feeling the weight of the world. You know the banjo will lighten your load. It’s like you always say: You don’t need therapy, you just need to play your banjo.

You might have a natural talent for the banjo. It could be that the moment you picked one up and looked at its sweet round face, you knew just what to do with it. If so, you deserve the title Lord of the Strings, because clearly you’ve got the one banjo to rule them all. Yes, my precious, we like our puns. But the banjo, like a good person, doesn’t discriminate. You can have a great time even if you’re just the world’s okayest banjo player.

At I Love Apparel, we want you to wear your love of banjos with pride. Our banjo-themed tees and hoodies will keep you looking good when you’re playing the banjo and when you’re just thinking about playing it. These also make great gifts for that special banjo player in your life.