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Pee Wee Herman For President 2016

by Jason Rubacky April 13, 2016

Pee Wee Herman For President 2016

Seriously folks! With all the shenanigans going on in the political race, Pee Wee Herman for President doesn't sound like such a bad idea, does it?

Pee Wee Herman For President

First and foremost, lets take a look at some of the pros that Pee Wee would be able to bring to the table as the leader of the free world.

PROS:

Pee Wee for President

Unfortunately no one is perfect, Just take a look at our existing presidential candidates. Trump, Clinton, Sanders and Cruz all have their flaws. So to be fair, let's take a look at some of Pee Wee Herman's not so presidential traits.

CONS:

  • He's a Loner Dottie. A Rebel
  • There are a lot of things we don't know about him. His own words to Dottie - "There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand."
  • Not so strong in American History - " There's No Basement In The Alamo"

So to sum things up: Pee Wee may have some minor flaws and may not know that much about politics, but who really needs the White House when you have Chuck's Bike-O-Rama!!

!PEE WEE 2016!

Jason Rubacky
Jason Rubacky



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