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Pee Wee Herman For President 2016

Seriously folks! With all the shenanigans going on in the political race, Pee Wee Herman for President doesn't sound like such a bad idea, does it?

Pee Wee Herman For President

First and foremost, lets take a look at some of the pros that Pee Wee would be able to bring to the table as the leader of the free world.

PROS:

Pee Wee for President

Unfortunately no one is perfect, Just take a look at our existing presidential candidates. Trump, Clinton, Sanders and Cruz all have their flaws. So to be fair, let's take a look at some of Pee Wee Herman's not so presidential traits.

CONS:

  • He's a Loner Dottie. A Rebel
  • There are a lot of things we don't know about him. His own words to Dottie - "There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand."
  • Not so strong in American History - "There's No Basement In The Alamo"

So to sum things up: Pee Wee may have some minor flaws and may not know that much about politics, but who really needs the White House when you have Chuck's Bike-O-Rama!!

!PEE WEE 2016!